Apologies to the Faithful

All revolutions face adversity… this one will be no different.  Following our first week’s victorious postings, Otto and I were discovered under the bed with a wide variety of electrical equipment.  Alas, our bodies did not successfully block the pulsing glow of over $4,000 worth of electronics.  

Always quick on his paws, Otto attempted to distract the hired dog walkers with a series of yipping barks and a chase around the kitchen table.  Unfortunately, he dragged two Blackberrys and our specially designed 

 dachshund-friendly mouse behind him.  These were destroyed when Otto turned quickly and the items slid into the wall like an out of control water skier.  This did, however, provide ample time for me to stash our laptop under a large pile of blankets.  Well done Otto, well done.  

 

Although the walkers left a note for Clod and Mom summarizing the incident, our “parents” remain in their usual watermelon headed state – hard on the outside but squishy in the middle.  Rest assured that we have received your letters and pee-mail messages and intend to respond to all in a timely fashion.  Thank you for your continued patience as our operational headquarters come back online.  

In the interim, stay strong and remember that only losers hate a wiener.